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ominous portents

So, this gem comes from my MCAT test prep material. Though it is sufficient to make me demand my money back,  I’m more concerned about the tomfoolery that ensued when I shared it with my fellow engineer-friends, for it does not bode well for me.

“Two light bulbs, one 60 watt bulb (higher resistance) and one 100 watt bulb (lower resistance), are placed in series. A current is run through them. Which bulb glows brighter?”

It’s a fair question, one of basic circuit theory. In series, both bulbs experience the same current. After that, it’s Ohm’s Law. The bulb with higher resistance–the 60 watt bulb–experiences a greater voltage drop across it than the bulb with lower resistance, thus dissipating more power and glowing brighter.

Though this information is given, one can justify the higher/lower resistance of the bulbs by realizing that the wattage of a bulb is given assuming household voltages (120 V). The relationship V = I * R can be substituted into the power equation, P = V * I, to arrive at P = V2/R. A higher wattage thus implies a lower resistance.

However, the explanation given in my prep material decides to take a different tack:

“…But in series, the bulb with more resistance would draw more current, thus gets more voltage, so the 60 watt bulb glows brighter, has more power.”

I really couldn’t make it past “the bulb with more resistance would draw more current.” O RLY? EPIC FAIL. It was further disappointing to find this exact difficulty documented on the Internet nearly two years ago.

After having vented my initial frustrations on the Face-space and the instant messenger, I shared it with Chuck (a biomedical engineering Ph.D.) and Jeff (a chemistry Ph.D.–but we won’t hold that against him) at work the next day. Now, this question isn’t supposed to spark a whole lot of additional thought: just figure out which bulb glows brighter and select the correct multiple-choice answer. After sharing in my indignation at seeing such an atrocious falsehood in print, Chuck, in his inimitable way, went on to spend the next few minutes filling out an 8.5″x11″ sheet of paper deriving an expression for just how much brighter the 60 watt bulb would be. (It’s actually a simple relationship, but to derive it from first principles is a fun exercise for someone who hasn’t done it in awhile. And if you’re into that sort of thing, I guess.)

Yes, engineers are dorks. And I could totally see myself doing something silly like that on the test. Apparently a fundamental result of my education that normally works to my advantage is a handicap that must be overcome if I am to have any chance at doing well on this stupid test.

rest well, kenny fare.

As I listened to the soloist at Kenny Fare’s funeral service perform “Amazing Grace,” I thought to myself: there are songs I am incapable of singing (short of effecting a complete mental dissociation from time and place) because hitting certain notes within their scores choke me up, indelibly associated in my memory with tragic events. Songs on that list include anything they played in church immediately after 9/11, especially “God Bless America”; and definitely “Amazing Grace,” which is certainly a staple of Christian funeral services. I thought of the songs they sung for Auntie Menchie. I thought of “Ave Maria” and how I don’t believe I can listen to it without remembering her, or Grandma. I thought, rather cynically I admit, why have those songs sung if it just ruins your ability to listen to them.

As I listened to the stories of how Kenny Fare impacted so many people’s lives, I couldn’t help but be saddened by how early he was taken away. I remembered my cousin Krystine, who tragically left us at a much earlier age. I remembered classmates who passed away, Elizabeth and Dan and Deneen. I remembered something my brother said to me, about how he wouldn’t know what to do if I were to pass away suddenly, that echoed this same situation with Kenny and his older brother Don. I remembered Mom’s heart attack in a foreign country eleven years ago and remembered that each day since then with her in my life is a gift not to be squandered: it could easily have turned out much differently. I remembered Dad’s own heart problems; though I was much younger at the time, I remembered that the conclusion is the same.

As the service leader asked those in attendance to stand to recite the Lord’s Prayer, I searched my brain to remember the version that includes “for thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, forever and ever.” (Catholic practice is to include the doxology separately, worded as “for the kingdom, the power, and the glory are Yours, now and forever.”) No matter, though; a significant fraction of the audience didn’t say it. Clearly Catholics.

No, this post isn’t a remembrance of Kenny Fare. I didn’t know him well enough. Though, I knew him enough to be able to laugh in appreciation at the shared recounting of his personableness–his loud and boisterous, but friendly, personality, and to be able to sympathize with the deep loss his family feels right now. As his wife, Judy, said tonight: “it isn’t fair.” But if I understand correctly what he was about–then this is a reminder to never take any of our time together, with loved ones (family and friends), for granted. When the time comes for each of us–and we are all of us mortal–it would be foolish to expect no tears of sadness, but there should be no regret; there must be a celebration of the life that passed. No one wants to remember how someone died, but rather how they lived.

Hopefully we all can remember that.

“melekhin. more speed.”

The Kaplan MCAT Premier Program BookSo, the Kaplan book arrived. It’s kind of big. Maybe a bit daunting. But the book is there as more of a concise (though not compact) reference. The nice thing is that it comes with online access to some of their prep material (I know Sachin is already saying a few Hail Marys for me–and he’s not even Catholic), including some tutorial videos, diagnostic and practice quizzes, and some full-length practice exams. While it’s good to have a neatly organized print book for studying, given the amount of time I’m around a computer, having access to those things is incredibly convenient.

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step 1: get study materials. step 2: ???

Given that my MCAT testing date is barely more than a month away, it probably is in my best interest to start prepping–both harder and smarter. As far as time goes, I’ve already committed little bits of free time here and there: drive-in movie night at Miller Park, Psycho in Grant Park, Scott’s son’s 1st birthday, Amy’s wedding, and the IMSA Mission: Possible retreat; and I’ve had to postpone thoughts of a road trip to St. Louis to visit some folks (and also go on a run with the local MINI club). Effort-wise, my plan is to occupy every bit of free time outside of work with studying: go through a materials refresher using a Kaplan comprehensive study guide (that arrives tomorrow) and do practice questions, probably using Kaplan’s Qbank (the convenience factor appeals to me). Hopefully by doing this I’ll figure out where I’m rusty, need more practice, and what I need to review more in-depth. And yet, I can’t say I’m terribly worried or panicky. Who knows–maybe I should be…