09.18.08
Things I’ve learned on vacation
1. Jersey has ridiculously cheap gas.
2. 2 Gold St. apparently has all the hotties.
3. The price of steak frites at Les Halles has gone up $3.
4. I prefer not to spend in the double digits for breakfast.
5. A good time to line up for standby Colbert tickets is 2-3 PM.
6. The NBC studio tour, even with my GE employee discount, isn’t really worth the admission.
7. The price of the recession special at Gray’s Papaya is up to $3.50.
8. The price of a round at McSorley’s is $4.50. (And Tommy retired–but my old Russian barber is still cutting hair.)
9. Paul’s still makes a tasty burger.
10. College students seem to have gotten younger.
11. All of one’s problems can be solved by converting to Judaism.
